Funny experiment

Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !

(Readers are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog)

Don't laugh loud

Teacher:class wat is the name of animal dat start wit lter D?
Akpos:make a counter answer~sir Donkey!
Teacher:keep quit class wat is the name of animal that start wit lter T?
Akpo:sir Two Donkey
Teacher became angry nd send akpor out of his class due to his misbehaving,
Teacher:class wat is the name of animal dat start wit lter M?
Akpos outsite the window make a shauting sirrrrrrrrrrr May be a Donkey!